Douchebag

I’m standing in line for one of the sessions for the main room (the same one they used for the keynote). The line is pretty long and has wrapped around some corners. We all start walking as the line starts moving. When we get to the last bend in the line, these two people (guy and a girl) get in line right behind me. The guy starts waxing about how the room holds this many poeple and there can’t be that many people in line, so it’s okay if we cut in line right here. And how if anyone starts yelling at him, they should “take this outside”. The worst part, he was saying it in that “I want to impress the girl” tone that douchebags use. You know, you might be proven correct in this instance, but it still doesn’t make you any less of a complete DICK!