The Secret to a Long Life: Be Cooperative and Live Underground
Damn it Smithsonian, what are you trying to do to honest, hard-working people? Scare the shit out of them? I don’t care what the article is supposed to be informing us of, I’m terrified of this thing. This penis-with-teeth-at-the-end-of-it thing. WTF?!?
Source: The Secret to a Long Life: Be Cooperative and Live Underground
