WARNING: There may be a few curse words ahead. I was seething when I wrote this, so that might have played a part. :)
Not to get off on a rant here, but what is it with these fucking people that publically “talk” on the phone like it’s FaceTime all the time?
Honestly, why the fuck do you think we (all) want to hear you inane ass conversations about your friend who did you wrong last week? Or what Britney did to your boy over the weekend?
The worst is when they have to toggle the phone back and forth between the speaker (up to their ear) and then their mouth to microphone. This sick game goes on and on and on with no relenting.
It’s almost like they need to re-design phones to be able to talk AND listen at the same time. Oh wait…THEY ALREADY FUCKING ARE!! And it’s also designed so your dumb ass doesn’t have to scream into the damn thing.
Hang up the damn phone. And shut the fuck up.
It’s that simple.
