Reductress » Should Employees Be Paid? Why People Think It’s Time

“Socialists have taken it too far this time,” one respondent, Jeff B., wrote in. “Wage theft is the constitutional right of every billionaire CEO. Workers requesting a ‘living wage’ is a threat to the American way of life and super scary for those of us who may or may not make our money off the backs of exploited individuals. What’s next? Poor people being able to lead happy and fulfilling lives? I don’t think so.”

How long did it take you to confirm that this was satire? Longer than it should, I gotta tell you.