Boneless wings can have bones, Ohio court says

In a 4–3 ruling, the Ohio Supreme Court’s majority outed itself as having never visited a sports bar wrote that no one but Berkheimer was responsible for guarding against an errant bone because “it is common sense” that “boneless” doesn’t guarantee bonelessness, but rather describes a “cooking style.”

What in the flip-flying-fuck?

And we made fun of President Clinton for asking for the definition of “it” was…🤦🏻‍♂️