From yesterterday’s Morning Brew newsletter:

In addition to Matt Gaetz withdrawing his name for attorney general, a police report revealed new graphic details of a sexual assault allegation against Pete Hegseth, the president-elect’s pick for secretary of defense…

I don’t understand. It’s really not difficult to not be accused of sexual assault. You just, you know, don’t do it.

But…when your now former (yet never was) boss is Groper in Chief, what do you expect?