Please understand that I love my kids dearly. And I would do anything for them. I even miss the time when they were little (to a point).

But…I do NOT want to spend a lot of time (if any) with other people’s kids. And increasingly, every public space that is around me is inundated with them.

This morning, while at Starbucks, a 5-ish year old boy and girl decided to play a dueling screaming game. You know, while the parents just sat there and chuckled like everything was A Ok.

I fucking left.